i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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