Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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