ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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