Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
