white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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