Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
dude. I can hear the air.
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