I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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