Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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