Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I supernannyed him into submission
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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