Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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