absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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