great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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