they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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