Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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