the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
