therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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