I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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