he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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