I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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