Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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