Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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