Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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