I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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