so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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