Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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