She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
