Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
how drunk are you?
Several
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Randomize
