Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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