he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish I only lived at night.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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