sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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