yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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