So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
