i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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