I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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