THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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