addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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