A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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