fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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