I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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