But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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