i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
God, you're like boner-b-gone
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
