Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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