There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't think brook has ever known best
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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