if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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