whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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