I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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