K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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