i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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