Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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