he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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