How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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