The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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